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« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2010, 11:05:52 PM » |
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So Woody called his friend Clint Eastwood on his Samsung Captivate and they decided they should team up to conquer the zombies, but when Woody tried to give Eastwood his GPS location he could not, for his Captivate has a GPS bug!
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« Reply #31 on: October 15, 2010, 04:38:21 PM » |
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so he reverted back to the old compass and a map which since people hadent used it in forever he didnt know how to lose it and got lost in the forgotten woods
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« Reply #32 on: January 13, 2011, 07:45:29 AM » |
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When if finally got his GPS location, he found he was in HELL and looking around he found out that everyone else had Iphones and he had to re-root and flash to the Applicious ROM..
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« Reply #33 on: January 13, 2011, 08:37:34 AM » |
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this applicious rom was no ordinary rom, it made you go crazy over apple products and you couldnt stop thinking or dreaming about apple products
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« Reply #34 on: January 13, 2011, 05:12:18 PM » |
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So once he got over his case of Apple-envy, he realized the world wasn't such a scary place. He was then able to get back to zombie-killin'.
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« Reply #35 on: January 15, 2011, 03:37:52 PM » |
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which by that time the zombies had transformed into some more horrifying than something that slowly kills you as it eats your flesh, it turn into sarah palin
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« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2011, 10:54:07 PM » |
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But then all the Sarah Palin zombies pulled off masks and lo and behold -- THEY WERE STEVE JOBS CLONES RRRRRRUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!!111!!!!!1111
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« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2011, 08:45:32 AM » |
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Steve Job laughed maniacally as they start chasing everyone trying to tickle them with a feather tickle app for his izombie phone
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« Reply #38 on: February 02, 2011, 12:53:59 AM » |
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But nobody realized his evil hack when the feather tickle app transformed into giant 137-foot tall Tickle-Me-Elmos!
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« Reply #39 on: February 02, 2011, 11:05:36 AM » |
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to defeat these tickle me elmos scientists created giant kids to destory these creations by playing with them until they broke
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« Reply #40 on: February 09, 2011, 10:14:29 AM » |
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But alas, the equipped their izombie phones with Otterbox Defenders
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« Reply #41 on: June 16, 2011, 01:36:42 AM » |
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And so it ends... otterbox saves the world.. or does it?
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Carrier: AT&T
Phone: Samsung Captivate SGH-I897
ROM: MIUI 2.9.16
Kernel: Stock MIUI (Best Battery Life Ever)
Launcher: GO Launcher EX
-- Rom History --
MIUI > Cyanogen > Team Continuum > Team Phoenix > Serendipity > Cognition
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« Reply #42 on: July 01, 2011, 08:14:23 PM » |
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Deviously, Google paid off Otterbox handsomely, so the Obox Defenders on the iZombie phones reverted to slimy octopus covers and they slithered off the phones back to the ocean depths...leaving slime trails on the izombie phones, turning the insides to pink dot goo.
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